And instead of being embarrassed or telling you to stop, they join in like:
I’ll just be chillin’ minding my own business
& she’ll come in my room like
People try to talk to me on Facebook and I’m just like…
For instance: “The curtains were blue.”
What your teacher thinks: “The curtains represent his immense depression and his lack of will to carry on.”
What the author meant: “The curtains were fucking blue.”
Dear lord, wag mo akong bigyan nang ganitong anak. Masyadong brutal. Haha
Girl: Ako yung tipo ng taong kumerengkeng man ng todo, kiligin sa iba at magka- crush ng tatlong dosena ang puso ko naman ay para lang sa iisa.
Boy: Ulol! Papatayin mo ako sa selos!
Boy: Nagpapaliwanag lang.