That funny moment where you do something silly with your friends:
Tuesday Nov 11 @ 03:24pm
And instead of being embarrassed or telling you to stop, they join in like:
My mom picks the most random times to bother me.
Thursday Oct 10 @ 01:46pmI’ll just be chillin’ minding my own business
& she’ll come in my room like
I like talking to people from tumblr. They have good grammar.
Saturday Oct 10 @ 01:36pm
People try to talk to me on Facebook and I’m just like…
Tuesday Oct 10 @ 07:30pmFor instance: “The curtains were blue.”
What your teacher thinks: “The curtains represent his immense depression and his lack of will to carry on.”
What the author meant: “The curtains were fucking blue.”
Saturday Oct 10 @ 05:40pmGirl: Ako yung tipo ng taong kumerengkeng man ng todo, kiligin sa iba at magka- crush ng tatlong dosena ang puso ko naman ay para lang sa iisa.
Boy: Ulol! Papatayin mo ako sa selos!
Girl:
Boy: Nagpapaliwanag lang.
When you just had dinner and someone catches you at the fridge 20 minutes later getting more food and they say: “But you just ate dinner like 20 mi…”
Saturday Oct 10 @ 01:30pm
